andreagoth

Well, I've been busy.... for a few years.

I found my old camera! Yay!

Expect a lot of deviations in the next few days. Because I got a new DSLR... and I have no idea how to use it! Yay, me!

Fortune Cookie Says:

-- Passionate kiss like spider's web. Soon lead to undoing of fly.

-- Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone.

-- Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.

-- Man with one chopstick go hungry.

-- Man who scratches butt should not bite fingernails.

-- War doesn't determine who is right. War determines who is left.

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Q. What did the penis  say to the condom?
A. Cover me I'm going in.

Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Q: What's the ultimate rejection?
A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

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* ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE:
      Warning keep out of children.

* ON A HAIR DRYER:
      Do not use while sleeping.
* ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
     You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

* ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:
      Directions: Use like regular soap.

* ON A FROZEN DINNER:
      Serving suggestion: Defrost.

* ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP:
      Fits one head.

* ON TESCO''S TIRAMISU DESERT:
      Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

* ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING:
      Product will be hot after heating.

* ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON:
      Do not iron clothes on body.

* ON BOOTS CHILDRENS'' COUGH MEDICINE:
      Do not drive car or operate machinery.

* ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID):
      Warning: may cause drowsiness.

* ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:
      For indoor or outdoor use only.

* ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:
      Not to be used for the other use.

* ON SAINSBURY''S PEANUTS:
      Warning: contains nuts.

* ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:
      Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

* ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW:
      Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

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Enjoy!

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.

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Q: What do you do  if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What do blonde women put behind their ears to attract men?
Their ankles.

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A blonde, a brunette, and  a redhead all enter a swim meet. The gun goes off, and the brunette quickly captures first, with the redhead coming in second. An hour later, the blonde emerges from the pool and complains to the judges that while she was doing the breast stroke, the others were using their arms.

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Two blondes were shopping at  the mall. When they were done, they went out to their car, which happened to be an awesome leather-interior convertible, but they realized they had locked the keys in the car. So they both kind of stood there and thought for a while.
Then one of the girls had the bright idea to try to open the car with a coat hanger, so she started fiddling with the lock. The other blonde looked up at the sky, became very worried, and pleaded,
"HURRY, HURRY, IT'S GOING TO RAIN AND WE LEFT THE TOP DOWN!"

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Blah!

I've been having a hard time breathing, and the damn headaches keep coming.

I freaked my friend out when I told him I have Viral Nasopharyngitis, He doesn't know what it means and if you don't either... Go google it. Haha! I laughed so hard until I couldn't breathe anymore. Haha!

And my ankles have been hurting and my damn muscles are aching from all the work I've been doing. I took Codeine, and it got me a bit loopy. Like, drunk loopy. Haha! But I slept better.

But anyways, my immune system hasn't really kicked in yet. I've been waiting for 2 weeks for it to kick in... and the clock is still ticking. And the damn Saline nasal drops aren't working. Gah! I need to get me some of those icky Mometasone Furoate Monohydrate shit, they stink, but they work. I need a damn script for it too. Ack!

As most of you know, I swing both ways. So this proposition affects me too.

I don't want my right to marry the person I love be taken away from me (may they be male or female). My friends who are openly gay feel that they are being punished for being who they are. I am saddened by how many people actually support prop 8.
Yes, it's not natural.
Yes, it's against god rules.
Whatever, sure, it's a bad thing. But is love a bad thing? Is marrying someone you love a bad thing?
How about getting your right to marry ther person you love taken away from you?

Besides, no gay marriage also means no girl on girl action for you. THINK AMERICA!

But really.
Love is love. If you believe in love, you will vote no on Prop 8.